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|"One day son, all of this will be junk mail!"|
|"You were right. You do have a severe eating disorder."|
|"I'm sorry but I think I've forgotten your name."|
|"And who's been eating my crystal meth?"|
|"I had a great childhood. My most traumatic moment
came when I started to get your bills!"
|"He was an abstract expressionist right to the very end."|
|"The salesman said this car was ideal for life in the fast lane."|
|"There must be some mistake. I still owe my soul
to the mortgage company!"
|"If you think they put lots of crap in our food - you should see
what they put in their own!"
|Dorian Grey's web site.|
|"I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us."|
|At the Annorexia Restaurant.|
|Supermodel Valentine's Day|
|"Jeeves, be a good chap and have sex with my wife for me, will you?|
|"Tell me about your feelings of alienation."|
|"It's official, we're obese. We can be seen by Google Earth.."|
|"Poor guy. He got left out in the acid rain."|
|"Bad news. I'm afraid you've got diabetes."|
|"Gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."|